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rudytaabooty:

fuckyeahwearehungry:

Cheesecake filled strawberries! 

FUCKING SHIT… 
GET IN MY BELLY 

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• my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
• husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.

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• me: hey
• friend: i have a boyfriend
• me: whats up
• friend: we totally made out last night
• me: ok so how are you
• friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
• me: wow
• friend: boyfriend

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risainwonderland:

watsonly:

#YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY #WHEN A STORY WALKS IN WITH AN AWESOME BASE AND A GREAT PLOT IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

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loveincolororg:

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF GAYS DESTROYING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE AND FAMILY.

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