keasttheleast:
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
(Source: neptea, via jackbarawh0re)
Now remember children, dont ever. EVER. Fuck over a band member unless you are prepared for a hit song and a nasty dedication.
smashedcupcake:
icantforgivethis:
alltimelow-ner:

Vic Fuentes and his Ex Cara. ‘Caraphernelia’

Kellin Quinn and his Ex Wife the ” girl he met at seventeen.” ‘If You Cant Hang’

Jeremy McKinnon and his Ex Girlfriend Keri. ‘Heartless’

Austin Carlile and his Ex Wife Gielle. ‘Still YDG’n’
What about all the guys that fucked over Taylor Swift?
^We don’t have nearly enough time.
(via thebeauty-ofart)
electrikfeather:
ever-so-plucky:
nooowestayandgetcaught:
raglemuffins:
zahhakward:
fasntnig:
just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.
i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT
The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg
LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses
WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
IS THAT A GATE TO HELL


Yes.
And then I died.
(via fingerscrossedxx)
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle, via brokenbruisedandinsane)
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